engine-red:

killmewithdicks:

neongenesist:

It’s 2 AM and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. Tears are streaming down my face. 

Who thought this would be a good mashup? And why?

this is terrific you nerds

I was laughing at this at 4 am I had t owake my brother up from his slumber so he could watch it and laug h wtih me

(via hopelesslyiloveyouendlessly)

i’ve come to burn your kingdom d o w n  !!!

(Source: spitrit, via sora-donald-goofy)

"We need to recognize that for some people sex is great and for some sex is horrific and for some it’s on par with folding laundry."

deviantfemme:

dotterall:

(~Sex Isn’t Always Good by queenieofaces)

This is a critical part of sex positivity that tends to be overlooked. Let’s celebrate empowering amazing sex and the choice to not have sex, or only have certain kinds of sex. 

(via combatclairvoyance)

graceebooks:

greasydylanobrien:

are there any laws pertaining to the moon

image

(via combatclairvoyance)

  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

My idea of sexy is that less is more. The less you reveal the more people can wonder.

My idea of sexy is that less is more. The less you reveal the more people can wonder.

(Source: emmawathson, via harrypottergif)

kawaiiinhawaiioffical:

Kawaii International episode: Kawaii for everybody. In this episode they featured a lot of kawaii curvy girls and she won a local contest.

(via ebbywaffle)

feralsrock:

nooby-banana:

constable-frozen:

elsa + rapunzel

i… didn’t notice until i read the description……….

How could you not notice?! Seriously, I noticed on the first picture!

(via combatclairvoyance)

korrastyle:

"I’ve got my eye on you."